"This is...this is nice. I... This is the end. O-okay."
Mar 2, 2015 17:39:24 GMT -5
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Post by kano shoeya on Mar 2, 2015 17:39:24 GMT -5
before i start this im going to emphasize something that apparently wasnt emphasized beforehand; technically, all of the dead kid club stuff isnt canon
as in, its a crack board
it isnt meant to be serious oh my god guys
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Taro opened his eyes. Wait, no, that was stupid, he didn't have any eyes to begin with. At least, not anymore.
No wait, there were his eyes. On his head. In his hand. His head was in his hand.
"This is.... this is nice. I... This is the end. O-okay. Where exactly am I? Um..." Taro blinked, and as if on cue, a nineties sounding song began to play. "Oh, here's the song. Oh, good. Um, there's still some things that are still unresolved here, guys. H-how do I get home? Ah, what do I eat? W-was Rei my mom, or... a clone... or... Hell, was this all in my mind? Wh-what's an EVA? Is that sort of a... Freduian thing? Oh, hell, does a bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but, um... Ah, God- Where's home?"
Taro inhaled. "Ok. ok, I musn't run away, I musn't run away. Good. Ok. Now, if I were to run away. let's analyze that: Where the FUCK would I go? I'm on a big, blue, ball? Ah, is this how you end the series? I mean, is this where we go from here? Ok, the movie better sure as HELL make up for this, I'm tellin' ya right now - 'cause I'm stuck in nowhereland."
"Ya ran outta ink too, didn't you, ya bastards."
as in, its a crack board
it isnt meant to be serious oh my god guys
----
Taro opened his eyes. Wait, no, that was stupid, he didn't have any eyes to begin with. At least, not anymore.
No wait, there were his eyes. On his head. In his hand. His head was in his hand.
"This is.... this is nice. I... This is the end. O-okay. Where exactly am I? Um..." Taro blinked, and as if on cue, a nineties sounding song began to play. "Oh, here's the song. Oh, good. Um, there's still some things that are still unresolved here, guys. H-how do I get home? Ah, what do I eat? W-was Rei my mom, or... a clone... or... Hell, was this all in my mind? Wh-what's an EVA? Is that sort of a... Freduian thing? Oh, hell, does a bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but, um... Ah, God- Where's home?"
Taro inhaled. "Ok. ok, I musn't run away, I musn't run away. Good. Ok. Now, if I were to run away. let's analyze that: Where the FUCK would I go? I'm on a big, blue, ball? Ah, is this how you end the series? I mean, is this where we go from here? Ok, the movie better sure as HELL make up for this, I'm tellin' ya right now - 'cause I'm stuck in nowhereland."
"Ya ran outta ink too, didn't you, ya bastards."
