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Post by Joshua on Jan 19, 2015 17:54:24 GMT -5
Well this is a game I found somewhere, and I thought why not start it here in QPK? The concept is simple: Somebody makes a wish, and then someone replies to that comment, granting the previous person's wish, but making something bad happen to them as well.
For the sake of being neat, quote the person you're gonna grant the wish to, otherwise we'll all be confused who's granting who's.
Example:
User 1: I wish for pie.
User 2:
Granted, but some asshole takes it and throws it in your face. I wish for...
And it goes on and on and on like that, until we pretty much run out of ideas and the thread goes dead.
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Post by Joshua on Jan 19, 2015 17:54:45 GMT -5
I wish for a Monokuma Plushie.
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Post by radiomori on Jan 19, 2015 17:57:20 GMT -5
Granted, but it's real and wants to destroy your town
I wish I had a waffle.
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Post by Loops of Flute on Jan 19, 2015 18:05:55 GMT -5
Sure, but it's durian flavored and filled with laxatives
(the urge to fill this with into the woods stuff is strong, but no)
I wish I could see a musical on Broadway
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Post by SHSL dead pianist on Jan 19, 2015 18:17:10 GMT -5
Sure, but it's durian flavored and filled with laxatives (the urge to fill this with into the woods stuff is strong, but no) I wish I could see a musical on Broadway you do, but the actors are crazy and try to kill you |
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Post by Loops of Flute on Jan 19, 2015 18:18:45 GMT -5
Sure, but it's durian flavored and filled with laxatives (the urge to fill this with into the woods stuff is strong, but no) I wish I could see a musical on Broadway you do, but the actors are crazy and try to kill you as long as it's not one of the murder... it's one of the murder ones, isn't it |
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Post by SHSL dead pianist on Jan 19, 2015 18:20:39 GMT -5
you do, but the actors are crazy and try to kill you as long as it's not one of the murder... it's one of the murder ones, isn't it nods I wish for a new piano because mines a hand me down and it's like 80 years old |
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Post by radiomori on Jan 19, 2015 18:21:41 GMT -5
You get a new piano, but it only makes the sounds of Mori screaming.
I wish I didn't have homework.
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Post by SHSL dead pianist on Jan 19, 2015 18:28:43 GMT -5
you lose the homework, but fail ending exams
i wish i had orange roses
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Post by All Ollie All The Time (llama) on Jan 19, 2015 18:46:37 GMT -5
you lose the homework, but fail ending exams i wish i had orange roses you get orange roses, but they have thorns are are pousionus due to being a new breed of rose |
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Post by All Ollie All The Time (llama) on Jan 19, 2015 18:47:28 GMT -5
I wish I could destroy and vandalize all cement trucks
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Post by Joshua on Jan 19, 2015 19:04:10 GMT -5
I wish I could destroy and vandalize all cement trucks Granted, but the cement company workers happen to be former serial killers, and they chase you all over town. I wish that my aloe plant would stop growing |
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Post by All Ollie All The Time (llama) on Jan 19, 2015 19:04:50 GMT -5
I wish I could destroy and vandalize all cement trucks Granted, but the cement company workers happen to be former serial killers, and they chase you all over town. damn that was a smooth one |
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Post by M on Jan 19, 2015 20:07:48 GMT -5
( ooh sweet i love this game B^) )
Granted, but it turns out that it's a new breed of poisonous aloe plant and when it stops growing it dies and releases its toxic fumes into the air and you and your cat die.
I wish I could focus better.
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Post by All Ollie All The Time (llama) on Jan 19, 2015 20:09:06 GMT -5
( ooh sweet i love this game B^) ) Granted, but it turns out that it's a new breed of poisonous aloe plant and when it stops growing it dies and releases its toxic fumes into the air and you and your cat die. I wish I could focus better. wish granted, but as you focus better you focus so much on one thing that you can't do other things until said thing is done. This causes you to lose your job because your boss wants you to work on multiple projects |
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