Post by kano shoeya on Nov 5, 2014 17:08:25 GMT -5
basically the dead kids club is gonna get high and its gonna be great
Jin wondered if it was normal for him to feel so great after fixing himself that shot of who-knows-the-hell-what. He had picked up something in what appeared to be the nurse's office - after all, he was dead, he could do whatever the hell he wanted and not too much else would happen to him, health wise - and tested it out.
And, in short, the effects were great.
At first, he had felt a wave of extreme relaxation suddenly pass over him only a minute or so after he had in taken the mysterious white powder. It had felt a little strange, sure, but all his worries - that of the mastermind which he couldn't match a face too, that of Sachii, that of Mom and Dad - were simply whisked away into nothingness.
Then the giggling had started.
All of a sudden, everything seemed immensely funny. Why did humans have fingers in the first place? They were really weird, y'know, with knobby little joints that bent just like a...a flamingo's neck! "In fact," Jin said, his eyes growing immensely wide with the revelation, "I think that my fingers are flamingo necks."
Jin let that sink in for a second, before letting out a stream of wild giggles.
"I guess I'm the flamingo princess!" He said, bending over in a fit of laughter. Wow. Being a flamingo princess was hard.
Even harder than being a Disney princess, and that was hard enough in the first place.
Jin must be some sort of goddess or something, right? He should have shrines and alters built to him so that he was properly prepared to face his sworn nemesis, the Drag Queen Dodo Doggy Poo.
Jin stood up, wobbling a bit, as he took off his shirt, whipping it around intimidatingly. "You will not escape my wrath, Drag Queen Dodo Doggy Poo!" He cried out, stumbling about as he slayed the beast.
Jin wondered if it was normal for him to feel so great after fixing himself that shot of who-knows-the-hell-what. He had picked up something in what appeared to be the nurse's office - after all, he was dead, he could do whatever the hell he wanted and not too much else would happen to him, health wise - and tested it out.
And, in short, the effects were great.
At first, he had felt a wave of extreme relaxation suddenly pass over him only a minute or so after he had in taken the mysterious white powder. It had felt a little strange, sure, but all his worries - that of the mastermind which he couldn't match a face too, that of Sachii, that of Mom and Dad - were simply whisked away into nothingness.
Then the giggling had started.
All of a sudden, everything seemed immensely funny. Why did humans have fingers in the first place? They were really weird, y'know, with knobby little joints that bent just like a...a flamingo's neck! "In fact," Jin said, his eyes growing immensely wide with the revelation, "I think that my fingers are flamingo necks."
Jin let that sink in for a second, before letting out a stream of wild giggles.
"I guess I'm the flamingo princess!" He said, bending over in a fit of laughter. Wow. Being a flamingo princess was hard.
Even harder than being a Disney princess, and that was hard enough in the first place.
Jin must be some sort of goddess or something, right? He should have shrines and alters built to him so that he was properly prepared to face his sworn nemesis, the Drag Queen Dodo Doggy Poo.
Jin stood up, wobbling a bit, as he took off his shirt, whipping it around intimidatingly. "You will not escape my wrath, Drag Queen Dodo Doggy Poo!" He cried out, stumbling about as he slayed the beast.